There's always one

The kids finished school last Friday so we packed the car and whizzed off to South Devon for a week. The weather was perfect, who needs foreign holidays when you have the coast of England, fine weather and a few kids on a piece of beautiful golden sand?

So there we are along with a few other families on a beach, children playing the waves gently breaking on the beach when who should turn up but Mr Twat his partner Ms Twat and tgheir offspring Twat jnr.

Mr Twat sets up the portable stereo on the rocks so we can all hear Radio 1, how thoughtful of him.

Ms Twat lights a fire, quite why we're not sure, smoke signals to a passing vessel maybe to rescue her from the annoying twat she decided to have children with, we will never know.

Being of a public spirited nature I decided it was my duty to ask the spotty chav to turn the music down or preferably off in a manner so as not to upset the delicate soul.

Well that was met with a mouthful of abuse but it did get turned down. Then from the Lidl carrier bag came a Nitro radio controlled car. It was then raced up and down & round & round at high speed emitting the sound of 100 angry wasps in a jar. As you can imagine this drew rather a lot of attention and a few other Dads on the beach all approached the scrote. Rtaher furtunately sand had buggered his little toy so that put paid to that.

On went the radio again.

I needed to get away from this prick before I did something I might regret, so I went for a little walk.

On the way back who should I see but none other than Mr Twat in the car park at the boot of his Chavalier.

By 5 we'd had enough of sea, sun sand and the Twat family, so off we went back to our holiday cottage, I went via the car park where 4 tyres were relieved of air and a little note left on the car.

Thanks for spoiling our day, I hope we've spoilt your's now.

Childish? Yes Deserved? Totally

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