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Mo, Mar 29, 2004

10 Civil Servants

HEY! I lost a post. From about 9.30. This was it.

Ten Civil Servants standing in a line
One of them was downsized
then there were nine.

Nine Civil Servants who must negotiate,
One joined the union,
then there were eight:

Eight Civil Servants thought they were in heaven,
'til one of them was redeployed
then there were seven.

Seven Civil Servants, their jobs as safe as bricks
But one was reclassified
then there were six,

Six Civil Servants trying to survive,
One of them was privatised,
then there were five.

Five Civil Servants ready to give more,
But one Golden Handshake
reduced them to four.

Four Civil Servants full of loyalty,
Their jobs were all advertised
then there were three.

Three Civil Servants under review,
One left on secondment
then there were two

Two Civil Servants coping on the run,
One went on stress leave
then there was one,

The last Civil Servant agreed to relocate,
Replaced by 10 consultants at twice the hourly rate
Posted by Mac McColgan on 29/3/04; 12:32:35 PM from the dept.

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Brazil Nuts?

Alan Brazil's gone. Been Sacked.
Ha ha. We Liked him a lot. Not. All they have to do is to get rid of Parry now and they'll have a decent breakfast show
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Posted by Mac McColgan on 29/3/04; 12:07:31 PM from the dept.

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