Celebrity Shaggings
Hardly any football today, so the big news is the celebrity shagging stories I have. First one isn't really a shagging story, but a shagger - I've just seen Michael Winner being driven round in a huge Rolls Royce. So Esure are wrong, he's not a careful driver, as he has a driver. Twats. The second one is more better. About two months ago, our offices were ivaded by Americans from Cororate hell, and are trying to change around everything we do. Then four weeks ago, a friend of one of the Yanks began to work here, just for a laugh. How strange, we all thought, that someone would work for a laugh. The revalation came today though exactly why he works for fun. He married well. Very well. To a British actress. Quite a famous one. You'll never guess, so I'll have to tell. . . . . Joan Collins. Yep, Joan Collins husband, Percy Gibson, is in the office above me working for a laugh. The man's a nutter.
- o O o - Everton tomorrow. Rooney will play. Rooney will get booked. Rooney might score. So might we though. A two all draw anybody? We'll see.
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