Will We Be Skint Come Tonight?
I know it's a bit late, as the Sudan 1 scare has been and gone, but I only got this today, and it made me smile. Put things into context as well.... Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please mate... Shop Keeper: Sorry mate, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. C: Oh right, er.... Chinese Chicken Wings? S: Ah, that's the same mate, cancer scare C: Hamburger Relish? S: Cancer scare C: Sausage and Mash? S: Cancer scare C: Cottage Pie? S: Ah, ...no, wait, ......cancer scare. C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare? S: Yup. C: Blimey!......... packet of fags then. S: No problem mate. That'll be £6.50.
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