Time Wasters

The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices

Thu, 20 Feb 2003 19:36:20 GMT

A first-class, reference source for those seeking to understand the range of human sexual expression.

Filled with more astonishing facts and fancies than most people could ever have imagined, the Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices presents a unique guide to human sexual expression, ranging from the mildly kinky to the truly bizarre.

Not safe for work.

Died Today

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 17:31:59 GMT

A database of who died (and who was born) when. For some famous and infamous people

How to Dance Properly

Thu, 10 Apr 2003 20:32:25 GMT

Make sure you check this out if you want to look cool on the dance floor.

Naked MP Calendar

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 08:47:09 GMT

It's even worse than it sounds.

Your Music is Shite

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 08:30:46 GMT

Amazon has recently opened up its database gubbins so that all can play with making their own version of the site. Chthonic's version allows you to type in the name of an artist and then read the worst reviews ever written.

Duelling Banjos

Sat, 10 Jan 2004 08:29:07 GMT

A Joel Veitch-a-like here

Paper Snowflakes

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 08:12:19 GMT

It is Christmas!

Remember those flakes you used to cut out at school to stick on the windows? Do it now, virtually.

Merry Chrimbo

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 12:24:46 GMT

Well, Christmas is here, so you need to have festive tunes, brought to you by a nice man with a beard......

Slightly rude, but then, it is in Timewasters!

Pets with their heads in bags of food!

Thu, 20 Feb 2003 18:33:31 GMT

because the only thing funnier than four horses singing is animals with their heads in bags of food!

Hot Republican Babes

Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:57:58 GMT

Bo Derek, Kim Alexis, Heather Locklear. These and Many Many More. They're Hot. They're Republican. And they're Here.

Chris's British Road Directory

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 14:40:38 GMT

CBRD stands for Chris's British Road Directory - a repository of all manner of information on the roads of mainland Britain. It was set up in August 2001 when I started thinking that there were no other sites on the internet that did this and that one was needed, to satisfy my own interests if nothing else

Drag & Go Back

Fri, 18 Apr 2003 18:29:05 GMT

Little movements are the best, just watch the ass wiggle

Extreme Makeover

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 17:26:11 GMT

Super Moders

Playaholics

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 17:33:58 GMT

I like the Penalty shoot out game, but there are loads of others on offer! Also try the pool, rugby and free-kick games. Hours of fun to be had!!

See your name in Egyptian hieroglyphics

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 17:23:33 GMT

See what your name would look like if it were written in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Or try other names if you like!

Yoda Speaking Clock

Thu, 20 Feb 2003 18:32:09 GMT

A speaking Yoda tells you the time.

Simpson's Porn

Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:55:39 GMT

I don't know who did it or even why for that matter, but here it is: pictures of the Simpsons engaged in various sexual situations. Enjoy? Not safe for work.

The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 14:30:33 GMT

Lots of fun. In a surreal sort of way!

connie imboden

Thu, 20 Feb 2003 18:22:21 GMT

Her photos confuse, amaze and puzzle us in their clarity and their mystery

Celebrate The Unity of Your Eyebrows

Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:53:15 GMT

We've seen dozens of sites devoted to the mullet, but this is the first time I've seen a site devoted to the unibrow -- or monobrow -- as the hosts call it. Site has a plethora of photos, videos and other rich, tasty goodness to fulfill all your furry forehead needs.

Piles of Google Hacks

Sat, 12 Apr 2003 07:29:44 GMT

This is a collection of Google Hacks. Some of them don't use the Google API, and are experiments with the Google interface or an effort to make more hidden search options more easily accessible.

Teach yourself how to be David Blaine

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 10:24:42 GMT

We'll I've always fancied a bit of levitation

Stealth Disco

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 18:35:13 GMT

Not our own DiscoStu tracking down James Toner but movies of people boogalooing behind unaware colleagues.

Apple sued by The Beatles over iPod,

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 17:33:47 GMT

Apparently when Apple Computer first started, The Beatles sued them for the use of the corporate name. In addition to a hefty cash settlement, Apple agreed to only use the corporate name for computer products and not enter the music markeplace.

President Bush Pics

Sun, 14 Sep 2003 16:54:35 GMT

Mosaic pics, like the Star Wars ones, of Bush, made up of ermm....

Not Safe for Work

101 of the world's funniest one liners

Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:50:29 GMT

Some funny one line jokes. Fodder for the tag line file (if anyone else remembers tag lines)

punkmac .com

Sat, 12 Apr 2003 07:06:10 GMT

Just a ton of funny Flash movies and content to check out if you're need of a fabulously fun waste o'time.

Simpsons Foreign Reference Archive

Sat, 12 Apr 2003 07:29:15 GMT

This list includes all references made by The Simpsons to the world outside the US, both to countries themselves and to people, things and actions that originate from that particular country.

In order to prevent the list from growing out of hand, there are a few rules:

1. Foods are NOT considered references, unless only found in that particular country.

2. Foreign sounding names are NOT considered references, without further proof.

3. Songs are NOT considered references unless national anthems or foreign language versions.

Create-A-Fart

Fri, 18 Apr 2003 18:30:17 GMT

Select the special qualities for your fart then click "pull my finger" to create it

Star Wars Kid

Wed, 03 Sep 2003 10:27:55 GMT

The story goes that some geek kid was video taping himself pretending to be Darth Maul, with a golf ball retriever ashis light sabre. His "mates" found the tape and put it on the net for all to laugh at.

A phenomenon was born. Meet the Star Wars Kid.